| ITEM | PRICE IR£ | PRICE EURO |
| PARKING (from codger with cap and newspaper) | £1 | E1.27 |
| BLUE MOVIE (from mate in work) | £6 | E7.62 |
| BLUE MOVIE (from video shop) | £15 | E19.05 |
| BLUE MOVIE (dvd) | £20 | E25.40 |
| PLANNING FAVOUR (minimum) | £2000 | E2540 |
| BEATING (two man gang) | £100 | E127 |
| GOOD BEATING (four man gang) | £250 | E317.50 |
| SHAG FROM BRASSER (Benburb St-rough) | £20 | E25.40 |
| SHAG FROM BRASSER (Wilton Place-better looking) | £35 | E44.45 |
| SHAG FROM BRASSER (brothel-cracker) | £160 | E203.20 |
| RELIEF FROM RENTBOY (Stephens Green | £15 | E19.05 |
| CD (copied by mate) | £4 | E5.08 |
| CD (stolen) | £5 | E6.35 |
| CHRISTMAS WRAPPING PAPER (5 SHEETS) | £1 | E1.27 |
| SPEED (wrap) | £10 | E12.70 |
| MOBILE PHONE (no charger) | £25 | E31.75 |
| WINDOWS WASHED (house by window cleaner | £12 | E15.24 |
| WINDOWS WASHED (car by Romanian at lights) | £0 | E0 |
| an E (in club) | £20 | E25.40 |
| an E (from mate) | £10 | E12.70 |
| COKE (dodgy-gram) | £60 | E76.20 |
| COKE (rocket fuel-gram) | £80 | E101.60 |
| HASH (quater) | £35 | E44.45 |
| HASH (eight) | £20 | E25.40 |
| HASH(ten spot) | £10 | E12.70 |
| WINDOWS ME (copy) | £50 | E63.50 |
| COMPANY CAR | £100 | E127 |
| DRIVEWAY TARMACKED (by roper)*BARGIN* £ up front | £150 | E190.50 |
| FINISH DRIVEWAY TARMACKED (after other boy legs it) | £250 | E317.50 |
| LAPTOP (no password) | £400 | E508 |
| CAR RADIO | Obselete | 0 |
| CD PLAYER (portable) | £20 | E25.40 |
| CD PLAYER (car) | £100 | E127 |
| U2 TICKET@SLANE (first gig) | £200 | E254 |
| U2 TICKET@SLANE (second gig) | £120 | E152.40 |
| IRISH NEURTRALITY (donated by biffo) | £0 | $0 |
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